Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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