Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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