do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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