I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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