I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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