Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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