Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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