College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
if only i could text you this smell
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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