Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Randomize
