420 ftw
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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