Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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