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my vag is so smooth its legendary
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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