i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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