Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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