You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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