so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
that may or may not have been my penis.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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