they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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