Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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