Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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