grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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