My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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