that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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