you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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