I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My hand turned me down
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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