Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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