Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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