you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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