Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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