why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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