I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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