I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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