Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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