I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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