life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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