The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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