How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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