I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Randomize
