Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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