p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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