Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I wear drunk well.
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