We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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