it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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