it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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