Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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