i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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