You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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