Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
