i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
