so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
