its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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