they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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