she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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