so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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