For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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