i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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